I wish I could teleport
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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