ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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