GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Barsexuality is the new black.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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