erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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