She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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