I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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