So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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