Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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