Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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