apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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