Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
