also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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