She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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