Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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