dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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