No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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