school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You made out with two different species that night
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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