So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
It's Friday. Sex?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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