I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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