So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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