im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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