I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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