i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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