Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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