Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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