You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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