considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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