I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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