Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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