I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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