okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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