Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
cat food counts as protein by the way
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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