He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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