But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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