It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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