I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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