Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
why is half of my head shaved?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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