he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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