i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
