I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Randomize
