If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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