Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I understand Curling. That high.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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