i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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