You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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