Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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