i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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