how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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