Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Watching her eat just hurts me
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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