He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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