i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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